Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Too Much Beauty Makes Me Angry.

Literally. Ask anyone. I get feelings of orgasmic (yes, I said it) delight and fuming frustration when I see things that are so beautiful. This rings true to beautiful men (yes, it PISSES me off that there aren't enough of them to go around for EVERYONE) and in this instance, beautiful clothing. Heart stoppingly beautiful clothing. Conjures up feelings of both desire and loathing. Desire to own...loathing because I will probably never own one of these pieces. Yes, I am speaking of both men (but not really) and Christian Dior's Haute Couture Spring 2011 Line. Let me just warn you now...your heart might stop. Don't say I didn't warn you. Galliano, you've done it again...
Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring 2011

Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring 2011

Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring 2011
(All images borrowed from Style.com)

Monday, January 24, 2011

Since Time Can't Stop For Us, We Might As Well Keep Track of It Fashionably...

Nixon 'The 42-20' Chronograph Watch
The first time I saw this watch I was in love. I prefer wearing men's watches and this one is perfect for me. The ultimate selling point would be if it could turn back time. Or better yet, make time stop...

Friday, January 21, 2011

(Un) Justifiable

Topshop Black Lace Long Kimono Dress
 I can't justify the price of this dress ($110). It's just a black see through robe, man. It's cute, especially worn with some black hot pants. And my black J. Simpson Dany platforms. With sheer knee socks...maybe I can justify this after all.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Whoever Buys this for Me...

Can someone do me a solid and buy this for me? Size 2 please. Awww....c'mon! I'll hold your hand. In PUBLIC even!
Catalyst Dress from LucydAcyd.com

Sunday, January 16, 2011

I 'll Make Sure Not to Wear this Around Mom...

My mom is a devout Catholic. Prays the Rosary every night. Her answer to all of life's misfortune (or the response to my 'moments') is/are: "The Lord has a plan." Yeeeeeeah.
Unif The Jesus Saves top

I'm super stoked to get this in the mail. It was on sale at Karmaloop --I had to, dude. If you think about it, my mom shouldn't be too pissed. I mean, it is true. It's not like it says "The Lord's plan sucks." Amirite?

My Friends Say the Funniest Shit.

J: "It wouldn't go in! I spit on it and everything!"

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Why I Don't Date Hipsters.

Japantown--Take TWO!

I love Japantown. I try to make it out there about once a month--if I'm lucky. I like to go there, eat, check out the cute Japanese chicks and listen to them talk, stock up on Japanese magazines (I'm inspired by Gyaru style and makeup techinques), and stock up on crazy snacks. Thought it'd be a great opportunity to head out there on 01.01.11. WRONG!

01.01.11 MOADED! The good side of the mall was closed
We decided to head back the very next Saturday. Hey, I was craving Okonomiyaki! Don't mess with me when I'm craving something. I will cut you.

Potato Croquette and Okonomiyaki sans mayo (blech!)
F21 lace dress, F21 leopard faux fur coat, H&M scarf, F21 garter tights, Jeffrey Campbell Lita shoes in Tapestry, Prada frames

Hi Gwen!
Heaven in a box
Until next time...

Get Some Head(er).

Thanks to an anonymous friend of mine (Who insists on only being referred to as  'Mister Big Dick McGee' --although, I added the 'Mister'...he is old. J/K geeze!) created my new header. Thanks dude. You're the best!

Courtesy of Mister Big Dick McGee

Sunday, January 9, 2011

I'm Not Even Sorry.

Nope. Not even. I needed these. For my self esteem.
Jeffery Campbell Denmark

My Friends Say the Funniest Shit...

On my cooking skills:

P: "He is a damn fool!"

M: "I know."

P: "DO HE EVEN KNOW WHAT HE GAVE UP?! He coulda had a home cooked meal e'ry night. For what?! 'Baby, you hongry? I'll PAINT you anything you want to eat!'"

Ha. Ha.

I'm Posting Because He Said So ;)

And by "He" I don't mean Jesus. Long time no blog. Finally got my camera (hooraaaay!), but now I've got writers block. Insert witty, slightly cute and interesting line here. Here are some shots I took from New Years Day. Yes, I know I'm a pretty shitty photographer. Gimme some time.

I love San Francisco.

First meal of the year: Basted Egg with a side of kale and bacon

Cocktail: Death in the Afternoon.  Champagne and absinthe

Shoes: Dolce Vita for Target

Mossimo sweater. F21 Shorts. H&M utility jacket. Target tights. F21 bracelets. YSL Arty ring.
The Worlds Happiest Dog.
Cheers to a New Year.