Scene: Downtown Oakland
Random Man: "You are so pretty. You should let me sketch you one day, I'm really good."
Me: "Thank you." (shyly responded; looking down--this foo' probably just wants to see my boobs)
RM: "I'm serious. For Valentines Day. For your husband...."
Me: " ." (waaaah waaaah....)
Hah! Husband shmusband.
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