I Couldn't Help Myself

I purchased the following dress...

Asos Crini Dress

For some reason, this dress was unavailable for shipment to the US. Something about the distributors in the UK and some contractual nonsense. So when I saw that this was up for bidding on eBay, I had to jump at the chance to own this thing. I had no choice, really. Am I aware of how crazy this dress is? Yes. That's most of the appeal. I have no clue where I'd wear this to. But at least I know I have my (ridiculous) options.